what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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