a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Randomize
