do herpes really smell.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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