Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
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We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
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Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
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