Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
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you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
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You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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