let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
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