there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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