omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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