I don't think brook has ever known best
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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