dude i'm inner monologue high
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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