I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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