okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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