remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
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Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
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He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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