Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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