sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
I love having hate sex.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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