i wish starbucks made bloody marys
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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