you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
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I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
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I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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