I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Slut skills are useful in every country.
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remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
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She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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