I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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