so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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