Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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