I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
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I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
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she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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