lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
she smelled like a LAN party
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
She told me I should be a condom model.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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