He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Why is your signature on my underwear?
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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