I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Help me help you realize you are a moron
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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