i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
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For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
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I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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