sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
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Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
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Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
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