he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
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I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
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This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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