I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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