They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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