what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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