But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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