I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
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