Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's like iHOP with fire
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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