Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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