why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
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