So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
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