So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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