Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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