if i can run in heels then i can drive
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
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she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
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Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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