I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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