i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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