im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
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I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
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I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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