They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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