Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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