There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
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so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
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I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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