whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
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I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
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she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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