id be glad to
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
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It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
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I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I'm bleeding and have questions
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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