I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
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She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
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I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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