You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
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