He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
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The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
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You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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