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There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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