does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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